vampireapologist:

hi tonight I’m thinking of all the people who are worse off than they were this time last year. of the people who have gone downhill mentally instead of up and of the people whose lives have gotten worse instead of better.

You may be in a really awful place right now but I am telling you that there is relief ahead. You will be able to breathe again. I know you probably can’t believe that right now, so trust me instead of your own doubts. I love you.

relelvance:

Evil lil mama: my lip gloss is evil my lip gloss cruel all the boys are spectres I’ve turned them into ghouls

foil-flingza-roller-deactivated:

i think the world is ready to see this one :)

thyrell:

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

birdsquirrel:
“speciesbarocus:
“Roman mosaic floor discovered under a vineyard in Negrar di Valpolicella, Veneto.
”
#something about this really gets to me #how if you get enough dirt on your floor it just becomes the ground #and eventually someone...

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: “It’s honestly hard for plants not to vore you.”
Player 1: “I don’t like that, at all. I have to put it in the quotes page, but I don’t like it.”
DM: “How else would they attack you?”
Player 1: “Strangle you.”
DM: “All methods of a plant’s attack are kinky.“ 
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Player 2 (DM’s Boyfriend): “Do we need to talk about your relationship with plants?”
DM: “What?”
Player 2: “Do we, as a couple, need to talk about your relationship with plants.”
DM: “I mean, I don’t like gardening.”
Player 2: “That’s not what I meant and you know it.”

wodneswynn:

please sir, these are my emotional support em dashes

egberts:

oh!!!! 😡😡😡 im so tired of the narrative that ppl in their 20s who had abusive parents have to forgive their parent to find peace!!!!!!!!!

drakesideheaux:

Y'all made it seem like drinking 8 cups of water was supposed to cure my depression y'all r all liars